Decoy Plane We Are All On T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
'WE ARE ALL ON THE DECOY PLANE!' is printed in bold typography, immediately engaging with its straightforward declaration. The vibrant white lettering against an undisclosed background emphasizes the statement's humor, inviting curiosity and conversation. This design resonates with individuals who appreciate a playful take on life’s complexities, making it suitable for those who enjoy witty commentary on everyday experiences. It’s an excellent choice for casual wear, particularly at gatherings where lighthearted banter flows freely. The message embodies a comical reflection on shared experiences, encouraging laughter and connection among friends. Wearers of this shirt can embrace it as a reminder that we’re all navigating the same chaotic journey together, just like passengers on a decoy plane.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What is the message behind 'WE ARE ALL ON THE DECOY PLANE!'?
The phrase humorously suggests that we’re all navigating life’s absurdities together, making light of our shared experiences.
What style of typography is used?
The design features bold typography, ensuring that the message stands out and is easily readable.
Who would enjoy this shirt?
This shirt appeals to anyone with a sense of humor who appreciates playful commentary on life’s complexities.
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