Frog Sitting with Coffee Wish I Lacked Critical Thinking Skills Y'all Seem So T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"WISH I LACKED CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS Y'ALL SEEM SO HAPPY" is printed alongside a charming vintage illustration of a frog lounging in a chair, coffee cup in hand. The colors of green, brown, beige, white, and gold create a nostalgic vibe that complements the laid-back pose of the frog. This design offers a humorous nod to the joys of ignorance, resonating with those who appreciate witty sarcasm. Ideal for anyone who enjoys coffee, this shirt captures the sentiment of wishing for simpler days amidst the complexities of modern life. It’s a conversation starter for casual gatherings, where laughter flows as freely as the coffee itself.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the frog represent in the design?
The frog represents a laid-back attitude, enjoying coffee while humorously reflecting on the desire for less critical thinking in a complex world.
Why is the design styled in vintage illustration?
The vintage illustration style enhances the nostalgic feel, making it relatable to anyone who enjoys classic humor and whimsical graphics.
Is the printed text a serious statement?
No, the text is intentionally sarcastic, poking fun at the happiness found in naivety and resonating with those who appreciate irony.
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