Funny Small Dick Big Wallet Meme T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"SMALL DICK. BIG WALLET." takes center stage, featuring bold text that delivers a punchline with clarity and humor. The stark contrast of black on white captures attention, ensuring the message is impossible to miss. This shirt is perfect for someone who enjoys playful banter and light-hearted jokes about masculinity and wealth. It's an excellent choice for casual gatherings, where a laugh is always welcome. Whether at a friend's barbecue or a night out, it plays well in social settings where wit is appreciated. The straightforward design showcases a bold personality and invites conversation among friends who appreciate humor.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What is the main theme of this T-shirt?
The shirt revolves around humor, presenting a playful and bold statement about masculinity and wealth.
What type of humor does this design depict?
The humor is cheeky and direct, providing a light-hearted take on stereotypes related to size and financial status.
Who would appreciate wearing this T-shirt?
It's aimed at those with a sense of humor who enjoy playful jabs and want to spark laughter in social gatherings.
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