Trying To Be Mary My Inner Martha Objects T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"TRYING TO BE MARY my inner martha objects." stands out in a clean, modern typography, rendered in white and red. The design humorously contrasts the meticulousness of Martha Stewart with the laid-back nature of Mary, making it a witty choice for anyone who juggles perfection and chaos. This shirt resonates with those who appreciate a playful approach to domesticity and life. It's a fun conversation starter that captures the struggle between aspiration and reality, particularly for busy individuals who relate to the balance of effort and ease. Ideal for meetups with friends or casual gatherings, it showcases a light-hearted perspective on everyday challenges.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the text on the shirt imply?
The phrase humorously contrasts the high standards of Martha Stewart with the more casual approach of Mary, reflecting a relatable struggle in daily life.
What type of design style is used here?
The shirt features modern typography that emphasizes clarity and humor, making the text the focal point of the design.
Who would find this T-shirt appealing?
It's best suited for individuals who enjoy humor about life's expectations, particularly those who can relate to the balance of striving for perfection while embracing reality.
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