Funny Speed Humor: 2 Inches At 90 MPH Can Do A Lot Of Damage T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"2 inches at 90mph can do a lot of damage" is boldly printed in striking typography, capturing the essence of speed humor. The black and white contrast enhances the readability and impact of the phrase, making it a punchy statement. This shirt speaks to car enthusiasts and speed aficionados who appreciate a good laugh about velocity’s potential pitfalls. It resonates especially well with anyone who has experienced the thrill and risks of high-speed driving. A casual day at the racetrack or a car show is an excellent setting to sport this tee, where the humor will definitely land among fellow fans.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What type of humor does this shirt represent?
This shirt embodies speed humor, highlighting the amusing side of velocity and its potential consequences.
Who is likely to enjoy wearing this shirt?
Car enthusiasts and speed lovers will find this shirt appealing, as it connects with their passion for fast driving.
What colors are used in the design?
The design features a classic black and white color scheme, enhancing the bold typography and making the text pop.
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