Speed Humor: 2 Inches At 90 MPH Can Do A Lot Of Damage T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"2 inches at 90mph can do a lot of damage" is boldly displayed in prominent typography, conveying a humorous take on speed. The white print stands out sharply against the fabric, ensuring that the message is clear and direct. Tailored for those with a love for cars or an appreciation for humor in automotive culture, it sparks laughter among fellow enthusiasts. The shirt is ideal for gatherings where car lovers share their stories or wit, connecting over shared experiences of speed and adrenaline. This design resonates especially well with anyone who enjoys a lighthearted joke about the risks of driving fast and the impact of minor details.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What type of humor does this shirt convey?
This shirt delivers a light-hearted take on the risks of speed, making it appealing to car enthusiasts who enjoy automotive jokes.
Is the design suitable for all ages?
Yes, the humor is light and relatable, making it appropriate for a wide audience including teens and adults.
How bold is the typography style?
The typography is very bold, crafted to ensure the humorous message is noticeable and easy to read.
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